hello world.

I am
Diesel

Headshot of Diesel, the cat
Headshot of Diesel, the cat

I am a short-haired spooky representative full of sass. If you are wondering about the spooky part....it’s me. I spook easily.

Likes

  • Thoroughly enjoy hissing at the vet, especially the vet tech handler
  • Yowling and playing with my turtle when no one is looking
  • Love to pester people that are clearly allergic to felines
  • Leaving my turtle in absurd and random places
  • Demanding food, respectively
  • Chicken pâté (must be pâté)

Dislikes

  • Coffee grinders before breakfast, but during breakfast is acceptable
  • I strongly dislike pedi pedis and do not enjoy the “spa” experience
  • Loud noises (....this is a civilized household)
  • Strangers and people standing
  • The vet

Hobbies

  • Ripping hair out of my tail (drives my human crazy 😈)
  • Observing my kingdom from above
  • Eating chicken pâté
  • Napping